FRIENSHIP IS JUS LIKE WINE
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter....
MY LIFE WASIN DARKNESS
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight
NON SENSE
Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
WHY DO MEN CHASE WOMEN
Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving.
TRY THIS!!!
Try This , go to Write msg, activate dictionary[T9] then hide ur screen with ur 1 hand n type 4164771968, now remove ur hand and read it it ..phir dekho kamaal....
***some text missing*** **missing text**** **Some
***some text missing*** **missing text**** **Some text missing*** ***sender name missing*** **sender number Missing**** look! every thing is missing when i am missing you.
GTRLS ARE LIKE PHONES
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
GOD MADE MAN
- God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
MEN
- MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??FISH
- ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
RAJA & RANI
- One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
CAN U LEND ME???
- can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
TERRORIST HAVE KIDNAPPED
- terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
DEAR USER
- Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
